Resynck: Xenzai[NEF]
Come, come!
Please!
Aziz. Aziz.
Aziz, light!
Aziz...
light.
Good.
We start again.
"When the three planets are in eclipse...
the black hole, like a door, is open.
Evil comes...
spreading terror and chaos. "
See the snake, Billy? The ultimate evil.
- Make sure you get the snake. - Yes, I've got your snakes.
I got all the snakes.
When is the snake act supposed to occur?
If this is the five...
and this is the one...
every 5,000 years.
So, I've got some time then.
You bring them water.
Good boy. I'll take it to them.
Go with God. Be safe from evil.
You see here these different peoples, or symbols of people...
gathering the four elements of life...
water, fire, earth, air...
around a fifth one.
A fifth...
element.
Forgive me, Lord.
They already know too much.
Father.
How are you?
- Well. You have some glasses? - Of course.
I'm so glad to see you. It's the most extraordinary thing.
It's the greatest find in history.
You must be parched.
Oh, yes, yes. I'm sorry.
It's like a battle plan.
Here the good.
Here the evil.
And here, a weapon...
against evil.
I'm going to be famous.
Then let us toast to your fame.
To fame.
Salute.
You can't toast with water.
Billy, in my sack, the grappa.
This I don't understand.
This could be something...
prehistoric.
I don't know.
But, wait.
Here.
Look, look.
They're here.
This man...
this perfect being.
I know this is the key. I know it.
This divine light they talk about.
What is divine light?
Aziz, light!
Much better. Thank you.
My Lord.
Father, this is the most unbelievable thing I've ever seen.
Don't you think?
Are you German?
Lord...
I know he was about to discover everything.
But, no worry.
I was there in time.
Priest...
you and those before you...
have served us well.
But war is coming.
Stones not safe on Earth anymore.
This...
is really amazing.
The fifth element.
Take the stones.
My Lord...
if you take the weapon, we'll be defenseless...
when evil returns.
In 300 years...
when evil returns...
so shall we.
Oh, Professor.
Professor.
Don't move!
I have a gun!
Please, understand. They're our friends.
Friends?
Father, they've killed the Professor! They're monsters!
I'll explain everything.
- You're with them? - Look at me.
I am your friend.
- No, Father. - Billy, look at me!
Please, put...
the gun down.
Billy, no!
Hurry!
The wall is closing!
Here is your mission:
Pass your knowledge to the next priest...
as it was passed to you.
I will do as you command, but...
hurry, you still have time.
Time not important.
Only life...
important.
I will fulfill my mission!
You can count on me!
I will pass the knowledge until your return.
Anything yet?
- Not even a temperature? - The analyzers have jammed.
One shows a million degrees, the others minus 5,000.
Let's see it.
It's taking shape.
Send out a probe.
Ladies and gentlemen...
the President of the Federated Territories.
On air with General Staedert in 30 seconds.
I saved this seat for you, Father.
President on the line.
We're in position.
I have to address the Supreme Council. Just the facts.
There are no results from the chemical and molecular analysis yet.
All the calibers are overshot.
We're initiating thermonucleatic imaging.
What you're saying is, you don't know what this is.
All we know is, it just keeps getting bigger.
Recommendation?
My philosophy is: shoot first and ask questions later.
I don't like uninvited guests.
All right, then.
Mr. President?
Priest Vito Cornelius, expert of astrophenomenon.
I...
have a different theory to offer you, sir.
You have 20 seconds.
Imagine that this...
thing is not anything that can be identified...
because it prefers not to be.
Wherever there is life...
it brings death...
because it's evil.
Absolute evil.
One more reason to shoot first.
Evil begets evil, Mr. President.
Shooting will only make it stronger.
Probe will obtain objective in five seconds.
Growth rate is at 27%.
Your theory is interesting, but we don't have time to go into it.
Time is of no importance. Only life is important.
You're right. That's exactly what we'll do.
We'll protect the life of 200 billion of my fellow citizens.
You may fire when ready.
Up-front loading of a 120-ZR missile. Marker lights on the objective.
Its structure solidified on the surface.
I think it's anticipating the attack. That denotes intelligence.
The most...
terrible intelligence imaginable.
120's loaded.
The ship is in combat formation.
Missiles are loaded.
- Staedert. - Yes, sir.
I have a doubt.
I don't, Mr. President.
What happened? Can you hear me?
What happened?
- Did you destroy it? - I'm about to.
The planet has increased diameter by 200%.
It's moving toward the ship.
What do we have that's bigger than 240?
Nothing, sir.
Staedert, do you hear me?
Get out of there.
I don't want an incident. Do you hear me?
Get out of there. Can you hear me, Staedert?
Do you understand? Listen.
That's an order.
Do you understand me? Do you hear me?
Get out of there!
Good God!
Four a day.
I'm tryin'.
To quit is my goal.
I'm up.
All right, I'm up.
God.
Hey, dog brain, Finger here.
Hi, sweetie.
I love you too.
You haven't called me that since basic training.
I was talking to the cat.
I forgot...
you prefer your cat to the real thing.
At least the cat comes back.
Still pining for that two-timing slut?
There's millions out there.
I don't want a million.
I just want one.
The perfect one.
It don't exist, Major.
Yeah, I know.
What?
Picture of you.
- How do I look? - Like shit.
Must be an old picture.
Bring me your hack for a six-month overhaul.
- Negative. - A.S.A.P.
I don't need one.
Who sat next to you for 1,000 missions? I know how you drive.
Finger, I drive a cab now...
not a space fighter.
Tell me. How many points you got left on your license?
Major, how many points?
At least 50.
know what? You gotta learn to lie better.
See you tonight.
Welcome to Paradise.
Welcome to Fhloston Paradise.
It's Ruby Rhod, and I'll tell you live at five...
the winner of the super green Gemini Croquette Contest!
The winner will go with me for two days to Fhloston Paradise.
Tune in to Radio Cosmos.
Don't watch all day. It'll rot your brain.
For a perfect world.
- Give me the cash. - Been here long?
Long enough. Give me the cash.
Is that a Z-140?
Alleviated titanium.
Neurocharged assault model.
Good thing for me it's not loaded.
It's not loaded?
You have to...
push that yellow button to load it.
Take your time.
Want me to-
There you go.
Give me the cash!
That's a very dangerous gun.
Maybe you better let me hang on to this one for you.
You don't mind, do you? You sure?
No. Take it. I don't need it.
That's a nice hat.
You like it?
God!
Please enter your license.
Yes,just a minute.
Welcome, Mr. Dallas.
Good morning.
Sleep well? Me too.
I had a horrible nightmare.
Propulsion 2-X-4.
You have five points left on your license.
Yeah, thank you for reminding me.
Have a nice day.
Why not?
You have 48 hours.
That's the time it needs to adapt itself to our living conditions.
- And then? - Then it will be too late.
The goal of this thing is not to fight over money or power...
but to exterminate life.
All forms of life.
You're telling me there's nothing that can stop this.
There is only one thing.
The Mondoshawan have in their possession the weapon to defeat evil.
Four elements...
gathered around a fifth...
supreme being, the ultimate warrior...
created to protect life.
Together they produce "The Light of Creation. "
Able to bring life to the farthest reaches of the universe.
But, if...
evil stands there...
Then what?
Then light turns to dark.
Life to death...
forever.
A Mondoshawan spaceship requests permission to enter our territory.
Give it permission to enter with our warmest regards.
Thank you.
Permission to enter granted.
Show time.
We are lost.
Aknot, we are connected to Earth.
Mr. Zorg's office.
It's Aknot.
I'm so glad to hear you, Aknot.
The mission is accomplished.
You'll have what you asked for in a few hours.
Good. I'll meet you at my factory.
The attack was by two unregistered warships.
Close all borders and declare a state of general alert.
Try to contact the Mondoshawans. We owe them an explanation.
Three hundred years of waiting for nothing.
Go get some rest.
No.
The Mondoshawan...
I am their contact.
They will come for me.
This is government business. I'll keep you informed.
The rescue team has reported from the crash site.
Any survivors?
Only one.
You call that a survivor?
A few cells still alive. More than I need.
Have you identified it?
The computer went off the charts.
Normal human beings have 40 DNA memo groups...
which is enough for any species to perpetuate.
This has 200,000 memo groups.
Sounds like a freak of nature.
Yeah, can't wait to meet him.
You okay? Over here.
Excuse me.
General, I want to show you something.
This is a normal human DNA chain.
You, me, anybody, right?
Watch this.
The compositional elements of his DNA chain are like ours.
There's simply more of them, with infinite genetic knowledge.
Almost like this being was engineered.
Is there any danger?
We put it through the cellular hygiene detector.
The cell is, for lack of a better word...
perfect.
Go ahead.
Mr. Perfect better be polite.
Otherwise, I turn him into cat food.
Activate it.
Tissue processing.
Ten seconds to ultraviolet protection.
This is the last phase.
The cells are bombarded by atoms which forces the body to react.
That means growing skin.
Wonderful.
Reconstruction complete.
Remove the shield.
I told you. Perfect.
Thermal bandages.
I'd...
like to take a few pictures...
for the archives.
- What's she saying? - I don't know.
Activate the phonic detector.
Is that thing solid?
- Unbreakable. - Good.
If you want out...
you'll have to develop those communication skills.
General alert.
Perfect.
Ladder on 18.
Two men with me. The rest in the main ventilation.
This way.
Lady, stay calm.
This is the police.
There's nowhere else to go.
Slowly turn around and put your hands on the floor.
Do you understand?
She doesn't.
I think we need a flying unit.
This is the police.
We are processing your identification.
Put your arms up and follow our instructions.
She has no file.
She dove off.
You just had an accident.
Yes, I know I just had an accident, you daffy bastard!
You have one point left on your license.
Look out!
Left!
I can't believe it. Shit.
Any survivors?
Hi.
Are you okay?
Boom.
Boom. Yeah, I understand "boom. "
Bada boom.
Big.
Big bada boom.
Big...
bada big boom.
Big boom.
Yeah, big bada boom.
Bada boom.
Big boom. Big bada boom.
You're lucky you're not dead.
This is a police control.
Please keep your hands on the wheel.
You have an unauthorized passenger in your vehicle.
We are going to arrest her.
Thank you for cooperating.
Sorry, honey.
Looks like this is your ride.
Open the door.
Do what they say.
Sorry.
"Please...
help. "
I only have one point left on my license.
I need it to get back to the garage and get the cab a six-month overhaul.
You understand?
Can you please open the passenger door?
Please...
help.
I can't.
I repeat...
open the passenger door.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Why not?
Thank you for your cooperation.
Help.
Finger's going to kill me.
Emergency! Emergency!
One point has been removed.
Yes, I know!
This is so stupid.
Assist in pursuit of yellow cab.
Unit 47, we're on the way...
after we finish lunch.
Two golden menus.
I'm too old, too tired and too hungry to go chasing some hot rod.
Thank you so much.
And I'm definitely too thirsty.
Look out!
We got lucky.
If they don't chase you after a mile, they don't chase you.
Maybe two miles.
Hang on.
Look, lady...
I only speak English and bad English!
Run an I.D.
I'm all for conversation, but maybe you can just shut up for a minute!
He's got a scan blocker.
Means he's a car thief. Blast him.
I don't know what you did...
but they are pissed off!.
Hold on!
We're safe for a while.
You want to play soft? I'll play soft.
You want to play hard? Let's play hard.
If we get to the fog, we'll be okay.
If we make the fog.
How do they expect us to find anything in this shit?
We're just going to wait here until things quiet down if you don't mind.
Shit.
You okay?
Priest.
You don't need a priest, just a doctor.
Vito Cornelius.
What?
Priest.
Yes?
I'm looking for a priest.
The weddings are downstairs, my son. Congratulations.
She's not my bride. She's my fare.
She's looking for Vito Cornelius.
The phone book said he lived here.
Yes, that's me, but I don't know who she is.
Nobody does. No file, no I.D., nothing.
She's got a tattoo on this arm.
Tattoo?
Fifth...
element.
Finger's going to kill me.